The Six Commandments

"Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi) 04/26/2014 at 08:20 • Filed to: None

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! started a "what are the ten commandments?" thread a while back. I've only just noticed it, and since this has been sitting in my drafts folder for a while, I figured I might as well throw it out there now while the subject's vaguely live.

Herein be the Commandments by which we who live to drive hall abide.

The number of our Commandments hall be Six. Six be the Holy number, for it Hath both primary and econdary balance. In our cylinders we may tray from holiness, in search of rorty ounds, torque, or mere Practicality, but in our driving we mute know balance.

Commandment the First: Thou shalt endanger none but thyself

Thou mayet exercie thy mature and conidered Judgement as to riks. Yea, and verily thy Judgement maye differ from that of thy local Law Enforcement Officials, for Tyranny mut be reited. But Shalt thy Judgement be in Error, and Shalt that Error injure others, thou wilt have earned the Contempt of all true Hoones.

And that wilt be Nothing compared to the Contempt thou halt feel for thyelf.

Forgiveness hall be granted unto thee only for Legitimate Racing Incidents in controlled environments, for the other driver Kneweth into what he wat getting.

Commandment the Second: Thou shalt not endanger thyself unnecessarily

Life is rik, and We who live to drive know that we may be called to pay the Price.

But injuries ustained through thine Idiocy shall forever remind thee that thou wat a Fool, and thy carring shall grate upon thee more greatly as thou growet Older and Wiser.

Moreover, thou hat Loved Ones. And to Condemn them to know that thou diedst being a Dickheadde hall be a Torment upon thy eternal oul.

Commandment the Third: Thou shalt take pleasure in thy driving

Where thou may take The Roade Less Travelled, thou shalt

Where thou must take The Roade more Travelled, thou Shalt treasure the moments as thou Cant

To treate a drive as a chore hall be a Sin amongst us

Commandment the Fourth: Subject only to the other commandments, thou Shalt drive as thou Wilt.

If thy pleaure be in the Carving of Corners, it is well, for a neatly clipped apex is a Holy and beautiful thing

If thy pleaure be in Overteere, it is well, for the Lord appreciateth a good powerlide, just like the next Guy

If thy pleaure be in Underteere, thou art Weird. But it is well, for thoe touched by the Moon are granted precience; and thou halt surely ee thine Accident coming.

If thy pleaure be in Burnouts, it is well, for tyres are Evil and mut be punihed

If thy pleaure be in fuel economy; nay, even in not waking thy leeping Paenger, it is well, granted only that thou taketh thy pleaure from the Joy of delicacy, or of beating thy numbers, and not from ome miguided ene of Obligationne.

If thy pleaure be in imple Cruiing, it is well, for Nirvana lieth in the rumble of the exhaute

If thou art a Driving God, it is well, for the pirit of Ayrton delighteth in competition

If thou art a Drift Idiot, a Tail End Charlie, or even truggling to mater the clutche, it is well, for God loveth a Tryer

Howoever thy driving pleaeth thee, it is Well, save onlie that thy pleaure cometh Not from the dipleasure of others

Commandment the Fifth: Thou Shalt drive All thy vehicles when thou Canst

Fettling, maintenance, retoration and upgrades are Well, for there isse dignity in labour

Cleaning and polihing are Well, for hininess helpeth us to know which ide should be Up

But the Soul of the machine is Motion, and to deny a Soul expreion is abhorrent unto God. Thou halt Not make of thy car a Garage Queen.

Commandment the Last: Thou shalt not Disrespect another man's Ride

Nor another woman's Ride. For we who Love to drive are as one, and Paternalistic Butchered English notwithtanding, the "-isms" have no place Amongst us

Not even a Donk. For a paion for cars is worthy of Repect, even if it Aligneth not with thine own paion

Nay, nor even a Camry. For there are truly thoe for whom Need must outweigh Deire, and the Soul of a Hoone may till live, deep within them.

The only Exception shall be the Rides of Thoe who give not a Damn about their cars. In such a cae, Fill thy Boots.

catkam623 misses his 944 > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 08:39

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would that mean it's safe to disrespect a prius? since it's already clear they don't respect their ride? Nice writeup by the way but I do declare that the holy number is 8 for it harkens back to the days of yore when gas was cheapeth and cops were more funeth.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 09:09

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And lo he saw them and it was good.

Crest > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 13:41

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Thou shalt say no to beige and slush boxes because the future of automotive greatness rests in our hands...,.....and clutch pedals

jalop1991 > catkam623 misses his 944 04/26/2014 at 13:42

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How is it that a Prius driver/owner "doesn't respect his ride"?

bottsdotts > catkam623 misses his 944 04/26/2014 at 13:46

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And 8 is the holieft number of cylinderf.

Kaufmania: Mark Webber's Stunt Double > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 13:48

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tou forgot Thou shall only use three pedals, diesel, Brown wagons for hooning

Bad Idea Hat > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 13:48

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Yes.

Wolc *grammar nazis go f*** yourselves* > catkam623 misses his 944 04/26/2014 at 13:48

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some people care about their Priuses ( Prii?)

Wolc *grammar nazis go f*** yourselves* > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 13:49

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Amen, CarMoses

Vracktal > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 13:49

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Commandment the seventh: Thou shalt not Orlove thine whip.

LP700-4 > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 13:57

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Dearest lord why not the commandment: "Thoust shall not covet the leftest lane while traveling 25 mph.". Oh god f*cking please.

pr1ck35is > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 14:09

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though shalt stay the fuck out if the left lane if though art not speeding and/or passing and though shalt move the fuck over if though art being tailgated

pr1ck35is > catkam623 misses his 944 04/26/2014 at 14:10

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I respect Prius. Prius hating fucks have not driven one. They are awesome for what they are.

RichardNixon72 > catkam623 misses his 944 04/26/2014 at 14:12

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You know what's funny? Many Prius drivers hypermile, modify controllers, and reprogram software to get the most efficiency out of their car. MPG is their HP. How does this make them unenthusiastic?

Kitsune sama > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 14:17

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I propose another: When given the option, thou will always choose the manual transmission.

Yay, or Nay?

2tonic > bottsdotts 04/26/2014 at 14:20

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Blasphemy! Thy Straighte Sixe is the holiest of all Motores as it is wrought from two Holy Trinities and possesseth Divinely perfect Primarye and Secondarye Balance. It requireth the least of The Lord's Precious Resources to assembleth in thy mortals hands compared to other Balanced creations. The Lord hath also Blessed it with a Most Glorious Voice.

wkiernan > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 14:21

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Thou shalt shift in the manner of thy forefathers; thy rod and thy shaft shall comfort thee.

sevenspokes > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 14:26

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no commandment like "thou must driveth a vehicle with a manual transmission if thy option is available". i am incredibly dissappointed

bluefin > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 14:28

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Driving is about discipline

2tonic > Wolc *grammar nazis go f*** yourselves* 04/26/2014 at 14:32

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Addendum: Thou shalt not Rolle Coale unto a Faire Damsel.

tapzz > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 14:33

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Verily

To treate a drive as a chore hall be a Sin amongst us

Amen, brother. Amen.

Wolc *grammar nazis go f*** yourselves* > 2tonic 04/26/2014 at 14:38

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Amen brother. My e36 agrees with thy

Disco Dapper > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 14:38

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Thou shall not let thy throttle writ a cheque thy breaks cannae cash.

d3v > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 14:42

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If thou art a Driving God, it is well, for the pirit of Ayrton delighteth in competition

Shouldn't this involve the "Spirit of Richard?

Auto Guy > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 14:52

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A blue star shineth upon thee, for thou hast Done Well in the Scribing of the Commandments.

winters4 > Kitsune sama 04/26/2014 at 15:03

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Yay, I sayeth! Let it be known amongst us all!

thebigbossyboss > Kitsune sama 04/26/2014 at 15:17

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Nay. For road boats like thine panthers and thing continentals are unto themselves glorious.

SpikeFiend > Kitsune sama 04/26/2014 at 15:32

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I say nay, for such would conflict with Commandment the Fourth. If thou endeavors to seek pleasure by tugging thine stick, then do so as ye please under Commandment the Third.

selven > Kitsune sama 04/26/2014 at 15:33

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Nay! For not all enthusiasts have the knees of a young man.

Just wear your damn mask... > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 15:40

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while I should complain about someone stealing my idea from a couple weeks ago, the reality is I got busy and haven't been able to do anything with it, so well played.

jalop1991 > catkam623 misses his 944 04/26/2014 at 15:41

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Oh, I get it—"herp derp this is Jalopnik must bash Prius out of thin air".

Yeah, you're one of the "cool" crowd. Right.

Vlad > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 15:43

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Every letter s is messed up. Unreadable...

Nisman > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 15:45

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Can someone translate this into ESV for me? This KJV is killing me.

NickD > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 15:46

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and so sayeth the deciple known as diesel" it matters not if thou achieve victory by an inch,nor a mile. Victory,is victory!

evilfacelessturtle (Hooning a Ford is Domestic Abuse) > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 15:48

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Not even a Donk. For a paion for cars is worthy of Repect, even if it Aligneth not with thine own paion

Hell no. Donk/stance/brodozer drivers are NOT enthusiasts. They're just people looking for attention and overcompensating. Any mods that put (questionable) style first, at the expense of functionality are a mortal sin. This ties into the fifth commandment; no garage queens. Cars are meant for driving and Donks are not. They're completely for show.

Axial > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 15:54

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The [ab]use of the archaic symbol for "s" is a fantastic touch!

tyga24 > Kitsune sama 04/26/2014 at 15:55

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Except those with left kneefth problems

STREPITUS > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 16:08

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Thou shalt only pass on thine left and not hog they left lane.

burpbeepburp > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 16:33

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What language are you speaking? Jibberish? (From the land of Jibber?) Even in the 15th Century they didn't actually talk like that! Im going to go drive around and listen to my motor and exhaust to get this out of my head, AHHHH!!!

Spasoje > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 16:55

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Is it weird that I read the whole thing with a lip?

jmilone > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 17:08

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No I will continue to disrespect v6 mustang, challenger, camaro, any camry, any corolla that is not an AE86 and also ricers.

WarchildSRT10 > Kitsune sama 04/26/2014 at 17:23

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i am a Jalop, and i approve this!!

sevenspokes > wkiernan 04/26/2014 at 17:25

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forgive me my lord for i have purchased an automatic

wkiernan > sevenspokes 04/26/2014 at 17:30

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Well... OK.

Ahem. GO AND SIN NO MORE!!!

wildbill > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 17:31

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yea but see Donks and other 'styles' of the like are intrinsically unsafe... making your car handle worse is just dumb, and the dude cannot abide. it's not a matter of disrespect, it's a matter of physics, and physics always wins.

wildbill > evilfacelessturtle (Hooning a Ford is Domestic Abuse) 04/26/2014 at 17:33

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what he said

Xxforza11 > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 17:34

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Sorry, but if it's a Corolla or a Camry, then the Last Commandment doesn't exist.

Cebu > 2tonic 04/26/2014 at 17:46

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Yes, this happened to my ex when she was driving me... several times.

Cebu > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 17:47

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Um, what about minivans?

KayPee > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 18:13

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I feel that another exception to commandment the last shall be the rides of those that park in the striped areas of van accessible parking spots.

evilfacelessturtle (Hooning a Ford is Domestic Abuse) > wildbill 04/26/2014 at 18:31

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ocbrad1 used to be iamhoff but is now just wandering around > Kitsune sama 04/26/2014 at 18:45

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I wholeheartedly concur.

Ivan Kondov > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 19:05

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And now can you please re-write it in mandarin, so it's actually understandable by people?

Howie > jmilone 04/26/2014 at 19:07

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I've seen a S-197 3.7 V6 Mustang with bolt-ons put down more power than an 03-04 Mach 1 at the rear wheels and the S-197 GT & Bullitt. Granted the Mach and S-197 V8 cars can surpass it with bolt ons but 285hp at the rear ain't to shabby for a secretary's car.

AJ bought another motorcycle > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 19:24

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Thou shalt stay in the right lane unless thou is passing, and if upon being approached rapidly from the rear thou shalt move over to the right lane post haste.

lie2me > STREPITUS 04/26/2014 at 19:34

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Those who disobey this holiest of driving commandments shall spend eternity in douche-baggery damnation!... It is written, somewhere

Grigore > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 19:40

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You forgot the most important one:

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

tromoly > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 20:06

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I'm sorry, this is impossible to read due to the use of the letter "s" and the symbol "", which was what "s" was written as in Shakespearean times. Pick one to use and stick with it, don't do the whole half-assed swapping symbols thing.

As for the commandments, drive spirited on a track, and when on public roads drive in a safe, courteous manner. That is all.

DjRags > Kitsune sama 04/26/2014 at 20:14

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Nay as I believe that that is contrary to the fourth and final commandments. Let each driver choose as they will.

Super Nintendo Chalmers > winters4 04/26/2014 at 20:30

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So let it be written, so let it be done.

webmonkees > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 20:54

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Lo, for when the path is narrow, seek thine freedom in designated passing zones else bitcheth not thy schedule.

hollanddjw 1 > Spasoje 04/26/2014 at 21:28

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I started reading with a lifp. They look like fs at first glance...

lie2me > Kaufmania: Mark Webber's Stunt Double 04/26/2014 at 21:32

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You shalt have no other Gods before me...

Ark > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 21:36

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What, no "Thou shalt yield the left lane to faster traffic, to respect the sanctity of smooth traffic flow"?

Ark > Kitsune sama 04/26/2014 at 21:37

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Yay!

Scrape > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 21:37

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Commandment 8: Ith be perfectly acceptable to covet thy neighbor's ride.

licoriceStraps > thebigbossyboss 04/26/2014 at 21:46

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Road boats with manual gearboxes are a direct link to the divine. If thou ownest an e38 with a manual for example your soul is pure.

getchapopcorn > wkiernan 04/26/2014 at 21:49

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Obligatory comment about how the rod and shaft comfort others...

mierdv > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 21:51

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mierdv > wkiernan 04/26/2014 at 21:52

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Verily I say unto thee thy obstinance is leading thee down the path of obsolescence. Turn away from thy destructive ways and embrace the new masters of gears. Only there can thee embrace the fullest of thy potential lest ye burn in a hell of thy own creation, last place.

mierdv > Kitsune sama 04/26/2014 at 21:58

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Nay, for in my embrace o' the paddle I have found the surest path to righteousness. Only here can one achieve the purest faith in maintaining the thine RPM stayest in the power curve. Amen, I say to you the lever-peddle will surely lead to being lapped.

SolomonNycteus > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 22:18

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God must loveth Dodge, for he didst driveth them from the Garden of Eden in his Fury.

protodad > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 22:20

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#6, This.

I don't care if I walk past a prius, BMW or a donk. Never, never, never is ok to damage someone else's vehicle. I honestly think that denting a door and not leaving a note and keying someones vehicle should command a 10 year sentence.

bottsdotts > 2tonic 04/26/2014 at 22:36

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Nigh, on this day fifty years ago, our Savior was given to us with 8 holy cylinders and 8 holy barrels to match.

AMG OMG > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 22:50

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werent there originally 12?

catkam623 misses his 944 > jalop1991 04/26/2014 at 22:54

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actually I usually respect all peoples rides regardless of their quality or their enthusiast category but at the moment I'm a bit bitter against them since my father just bought one for all the wrong reasons and against everything I went for so I guess I am a bit bitter against it.

catkam623 misses his 944 > bottsdotts 04/26/2014 at 22:56

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The Lord on the 8th day declared he would make an engine in commemoration of his work and that it would be the holiest and greatest of the engines

catkam623 misses his 944 > RichardNixon72 04/26/2014 at 22:59

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You're correct some do modify their cars and respect them I apologize I was wrong and was making a general uninformed stereotypical statement that showed my inner asshole I'm just a bit bitter right now and it came out.

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Kitsune sama 04/26/2014 at 23:02

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Nay, I say. Horses for courses - autos have their place. One of my cars is a big old luxobarge cruiser: it's a lovely car for long distance driving, and an MT would totally ruin its character. People who buy Miatas in auto, on the other hand, I don't get.

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Just wear your damn mask... 04/26/2014 at 23:09

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No idea-pinching going on. I wrote 80% of this 3 months or so back, well before your post, and it's been sitting in the drafts folder ever since, being added to occasionally. Would have got posted sometime if your post hadn't come up, but once I saw you were soliciting ideas, I figured if I left it till after your followup I might as well scrap it, and cut/pasting it into your comments looked too much like hard work. Still room for you to follow through with the crowdsourced version, though: this is a long way from definitive. Plus it's kinda semi-serious and not oppo-specific, there's plenty of space for one picking up the oppo memes. No mention of Miatas here, for a start!

pr1ck35is > catkam623 misses his 944 04/26/2014 at 23:11

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As someone whose last three cars have never had less than 300 hp, and who has owned German, Japanese, Swedish and American, I can tell you that a) Prius is high quality and reliable, b) can cruise fit extended periods over 90 mph in comfort and safety, c) get insane mileage , d) invented an entirely new category without which we wouldn't have Porsche 918, and other awesome shit, Etc Etc.

Prius are awesome. Fucking deal high schooler

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > burpbeepburp 04/26/2014 at 23:13

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Ye Olde Butchered English Ye Olde Butchered English

catkam623 misses his 944 > pr1ck35is 04/26/2014 at 23:21

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good guess I actually am in highschool I personally usually don't have much of a problem with the prius but my dad just bought one for all the wrong reasons and against what he really stands for so I'm a bit bitter, I will have to disagree with you on the high quality however because I've been in there and the plastics and seats IMHO are terrible.

RSWhore > bottsdotts 04/26/2014 at 23:27

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Nay, brother! Whilst thine cylinder count shall, by-way of Commandment the Third, be a source for ones' own joy. Do NOT be detoured down the long road of disregard for Commandment the Sixth, from indulgence into thine own love. Though joy shall be found in your cylinders group'd in 8s, 10s and 12s, allow not this joy to lead as a first step to the denigration of those brothers and sisters who find joy in replacements for displacement! Though, in your eyes, their possession of fewer cylinders may mean less cause for joy, I caution you! Judge not their cylinder count, as they have been commanded to judge you not for your natural aspiration in the face of their induction, forced.

Are there those amongst us with preference for sub-woofers in pairs? Amen! Are there not true believers with preference for options suited to an urban environment?! Good shall be found in ALL our conveyances, brother. Whilst 8 cylinders they may not posses, JUDGE NOT. The driver of good heart shall not allow his own quest for joy to cloud his, or his brothers' heart and spirit. Whilst any believer may love his conveyance for reasons pure, none shall summon that purity to judge his brothers and sisters. For in that judgement is inherent disregard for Commandment the Fifth! If, in thine heart of hearts, judgement has taken hold, repent!

Love thy pure comfort of cylinder count, for the spark of love for those cylinders is no different than anothers' love for the bump of a sub, the shine of a Dub, or, dare I say the added lightness of a carbon tub!

Praise be to the creator of all powertrains, peddle and cylinder count be damned!

mcseanerson > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/26/2014 at 23:33

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If thy pleaure be in Underteere, thou art Weird. But it is well, for thoe touched by the Moon are granted precience; and thou halt surely ee thine Accident coming.

Love this one

RSWhore > thebigbossyboss 04/26/2014 at 23:46

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amen!

Frenchlicker > pr1ck35is 04/27/2014 at 00:02

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I'm glad that somebody else is happy about the rise of the hybrid, I'm just sad that I never really connected it to the Prius like I should have. I still have a strong hatred for them though, except I like some of the newer ones in the "Prii" family.

Colesw13 > 2tonic 04/27/2014 at 00:11

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The Lord Henry Disagre-eth, why else would he begin the reign of the holy hot rodding with his V8?

Mcryder > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/27/2014 at 00:13

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You forgot two:

Thou shalt always use the turn signal

Thou shalt always keep right except to pass

Buick Mackane > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 04/27/2014 at 03:47

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You can all forget commandment number 6 if you see a grown man driving a Miata.

fcukyoukinja > 2tonic 04/27/2014 at 05:05

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And then the Rotary Followers grabbed their pitchforks and lit up their torches. And so it has begun.

jalop1991 > catkam623 misses his 944 04/27/2014 at 05:39

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aha. "against everything you went for". Were the reasons wrong because he screwed up, or because he didn't take your advice? Is HE happy with HIS decision to buy Prius??

jalop1991 > wkiernan 04/27/2014 at 05:44

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thy rod and thy shaft shall comfort thee

And right there, Jalopnik, defines the little boys here—wanting nothing more than to grab their rod and shaft and jerk it around.

jalop1991 > evilfacelessturtle (Hooning a Ford is Domestic Abuse) 04/27/2014 at 05:51

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Donk/stance/brodozer drivers are NOT enthusiasts. They're just people looking for attention and overcompensating. Any mods that put (questionable) style first, at the expense of functionality are a mortal sin.

Yeah, I agree—boob jobs are indeed a mortal sin.

But if you disagree—if you think that boob jobs are wonderful—then shut up about donks and stance, because you have no standing to tell the car guys that they can't do what the insecure (and not worth having) women do.

TheBobmanNH > pr1ck35is 04/27/2014 at 08:15

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Depends on what you mean by "what they are." I have no problem with them but... the only thing they're kind of awesome at is city miles. They drive like shit (yes I've driven a couple). 90% of hte ones I see around here are being driven at 75+MPH which pretty much negates the point of having a Prius. Reliable car with decent MPG? Sure. "awesome"? Nah.

wildbill > evilfacelessturtle (Hooning a Ford is Domestic Abuse) 04/27/2014 at 08:28

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spanfucker retire bitch > Kitsune sama 04/27/2014 at 08:49

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Nay. It goes against all the other commandments, but especially the 4th.

Commandment the Fourth: Subject only to the other commandments, thou Shalt drive as thou Wilt.

I will drive what I wish, and I will drive an Auto. Deal with it.

catkam623 misses his 944 > jalop1991 04/27/2014 at 09:39

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I stand for people buying cars they can genuinely enjoy and that would make them happy. And no he's not particularly happy about it which is why he keeps borrowing my car.

jalop1991 > catkam623 misses his 944 04/27/2014 at 09:41

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It's only money. He can trade it in and get something he likes. As I always say, tuition in the school of life is NOT free.

There's no reason he should take much of a loss, if at all, selling it privately.

ChiveOnCHS > catkam623 misses his 944 04/27/2014 at 10:12

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The grammar and spelling mistakes make me worry about our youth in America and abroad. I'm only 27